Chipotle Mexican Grill – or, how not to :burrito:

If you have no concept of what a burrito is, and want to learn the hard way… sure, go to Chipotle, and order what they call a burrito. Having now established what a burrito should roughly look like and be comprised of – but not taste like – proceed to a burrito joint like Freebird’s or one of the numerous other mexican restaurants, and find out what a REAL burrito should be.

If I were predisposed to wasting food, I’d chunk what they called a “burrito” far, far away. As that’s not the case, I had to dismember it and try to bully it into something that I could eat with a straight face. Forgot to take a picture before beginning the dismemberment. Sorry. Continue reading